Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome 

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009

Skinny Jean Jump

The jumping and dancing you have to do to put on skin tight skinny jeans. Usually performed by looping your fingers through the belt loops on the sides of your pants, jumping while kicking your legs out to the side, and pulling on your pants.

After the high school gym class, the girls locker room was filled with girls doing the skinny jean jump to change back into their normal school clothes.

Skinny Jean Jump by the pants that fight back September 4, 2010

Skinny Jeans 

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.

While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.

Skinny Jeans by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect 

T͟Hē Crye ˈskin•ē jēns I•fekt

1- A condition desired when wearing Crye Precision Combat Pants when they have the most good looking and comfortable fit: When they are fitted well to your physique.

2- A state when your Crye Combat Pants almost look like skinny jeans; it is at that point you know you're Cryes fit right.

3- When as a completely heterosexual dude, you know your ass looks good in Cryes, you know you have achieved the right effect of attractiveness from the opposite sex (

"I just walked past that group of babes and they all rubber necked, thanks to the The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect"

The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect by nI/Gger September 26, 2012

skinny jeans 

Leg sufocators. Makes you look thin but they hurt... alot.

Girl 1: Omg girl you look so thin in those skinny jeans
Girl 2: I cant feel my legs.

skinny jeans by k&j swizzle May 26, 2013

skinny jeans 

The name given to punk "drainpipe" jeans when they came into fashion recently. Also called ciggarette pants. They are made of a stretchy material and get slimmer near the ankles. Usually worn by girls but indie/emo/scene/skater/punk boys also wear them. It should be noted that skinny jeans for boys are looser around the crotch so wearing doesn't make you sterile, as alot of ignorant emo haters claim.

I just bought some skinny jeans.

skinny jeans by [x]//Scratch-card-glory\\[x] August 14, 2007

skinny jeans 

a largely popular style of jeans worn mostly by the junior high, high school, and college age groups. they fit snugly around the waist and are tight around the thighs and calves, tapering down to the ankle. for guys they are a little looser in the crotch area. they were originally worn only by emos, skaters, punks, etc, but now 99% of the population owns at least one pair. however, they really only look good on about 3% of the population. short people, for instance, generally look even shorter when wearing skinny jeans. if you are tall and want to look shorter, wearing skinny jeans will not usually work. they're kind of complicated in that way.

short person: I wish I could wear skinny jeans, but they make me look even shorter than I already am!

tall friend: really?? maybe I should try them! I hate being so tall!

short person: no, the don't work like that.

tall friend: aww, man. that sucks.

skinny jeans by DancingDrea February 18, 2010