Paul Skenes

When a girl shits in her hand and throws it at you 100 mph.

Last night Evan got Paul Skenes’d. You should have seen the run on that thang.

Paul Skenes by Jewishhate242 October 22, 2025

Paul Skenes

When a girl defecates in her hand and throws it at you 100mph.

Evan told us last night he got Paul Skenes’d. He said you should have seen the run on that tang.

Paul Skenes by Jewishhate242 October 22, 2025

skelesexual 

being sexually attracted to skeletal things.

person x: hey bby how about we hook up

skeleton fucker: ew wtf fleshie im skelesexual

person x: what

skeleton fucker: hold on lemme get the sulfuric acid brb

skelesexual by palephalanges March 27, 2016

Unreal Scenes 

Scenes that have never been seen before and therefore seem to be unreal.

Adrian: Yo do you remember Gabe’s and Arnaud’s rave ? That was wild!

Davide: Yeah bro ! Unreal Scenes

Unreal Scenes by Eatspeedrecords August 7, 2022

skeeser 

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

justified scenester 

- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably

"damn, she's a justified scenester"

justified scenester by y0o0o0o0o0o0o August 8, 2009

skeeses 

a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship

Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses

skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007