skeeser 

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

skeetsahut 

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand

dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today

skeetsahut by cabajul January 10, 2011

skeeses 

a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship

Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses

skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007

Skeets 

to ejaculate, cum, get there.

the act of ejaculating

Skeets by Kong Fuzi January 13, 2005

Skeefer 

Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.

That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.

Skeefer by moosiclogic September 15, 2009

skeebs 

psychedelic. hybrid of magic mushrooms.

bro u gotta try skeebs. you won’t know what hit u

skeebs by magicstool September 4, 2020

skeetsplosion 

A large ejaculation, causing a large amount of semen to be expelled from the penis, often making a mess.

After Nick masturbated while watching porn, he had a skeetsplosion in his pants.

skeetsplosion by Navigate_yourself November 27, 2009