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Skämtstånd 

Skämtstånd is the original Swedish term for 'Jokeboner'.
It differs from a real boner because it isn't caused by sexual attraction.
It's more of a Pratical-joke, and can be used as an Ice-breaker on partys or as a part of the 'Gaylift' a.k.a. Böglyftet.
Andrews Skämtstånd was more than enough for him and Alex to be able to perform a 'Gaylift'.
Skämtstånd by Winterflame November 2, 2009
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When one takes a sweater or shirt, turns it upside down and wears it as pants. Legs go through the arm holes. Sewing up the neck hole is optional.
She took that old sweater and turned it in to sweet skants!
Skants by McQuaids March 17, 2010
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“Skats” is a term created by a rap group by the name of DopBoyz, Used in a situation if you're paranoid or got a weird feeling…
example : “That nigga was acting skats when he seen me”

Example: “The cops had me skats when I seen them”
Skats by MurdaMass September 5, 2022
to run really fast, its usually associated with Track runners at Black Schools
T.J.- wow is that girl from Satellite skats?
Vanessa- what?
T.J.- ya know, is she fast?
Vanessa- Oh! fo sho, LaShawn is definetely skats.
skats by Vanessa M! April 5, 2008
The act of leaving immediately after an unexpected cue. Used in the form of "hit the skats" or "skats will be hit". Another word for bounce.
"Davaris ran up on David at the mall, so David hit the skats and got out of there."
Skats by jay22max October 4, 2008
Yo...i just had a sack of 10 white castle burgers with some chicken rings and now I have a major case of Skats
Skats by LowABV December 30, 2020
The wearing of pants (most commonly jeans) underneath a skirt as to avoid revealing underwear during flareups. Commonly seen casualwear of dancers.
Them skants hide all the booty, sugar, why don't you give a brotha some love?!
Skants by tornredcarpet February 24, 2008