EZ Skerritt 

By day he is your ordinary CS teacher, By night he is a DJ. Also known as "Black Coffee" this DJ turned CS teacher speaks in the most calmest and slowest of voices. It is said his very voice reaches deep into your soul and awakens the spiritual energy that lurks inside you. He can play the most sickest of beats and is world famous, the very tunes and beats he descends upon you can move your whole body to the groove of his amazing performance. He keeps his alter-ego a secret from all but in reality he cannot stop giving it away.

Student: What lesson do we have next?
Me: CS
Student: What with Skerritt??? be careful he might bust his record players
-One CS lesson later-
EZ Skerritt: And that is why students humans are the superior species, NOW WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO MY SICK BEATS
E ZZZZZZZZ SKERRRRRRRITTTTT

EZ Skerritt by TheMemeDealer January 18, 2020

Skerrit 

A Pedophile. Someone who likes little kids a little to much. Involves the raping of little kids. Skerrit is a creepy guy.

Skerrit Is a old man who likes little kids. He is a Sex Offender.

Skerrit by Camathin July 7, 2010

Scarrity 

A sudden sexual attraction between two long time friends of the same sex, usually between two straight males... who are too scared to admit it.

(With Lisp) Holy heck, did you see that black and white scarrity pic of schoon and him making out on facebook? SO PRESH!

Scarrity by Richard E. Whacknutz March 24, 2009

Starrito 

Only THE BEST SHIP IN EXISTENCE, it has a song and everything, a true gift from are lord Daron.

Starrito is canon,told you starco was bullshit

Starrito by EliteGamerCipher May 8, 2018

Sharritta 

Sharritta likes to have fun. She likes Disneyland.🤍

Sharritta likes rollercoasters. 👍🏽

Sharritta by June Wells November 21, 2021

Zack Starritt

A young, adolescent male, that is spoiled by his mother who is compensating the absence of the father, inhibiting the child's temper tantrums & hissy fits. This poor behavior is rewarded quickly & early in development causing further problems in adulthood.

She refused to discipline him because she felt bad about his daddy leaving, making it inevitable that he would sadly grow into a Zack Starritt. & need therapy on down the road.

Zack Starritt by Better than your girl September 25, 2022