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Skankorage

One of the many parallel universe cities of Anchorage, Alaska. Inhabited mostly by people in the Oil Biz. Not to be confused with Skunkorage, parallel universe city of Anchorage inhabited by worshipers of the skunky ganj.
"Check out the two suits! They are Skankorage for sure!"

"Yeah I know, I saw Suit #2 come out of the Conoco Building."

"OMG Look! They're fucking each OTHER in the ass! How are they doing that?"

"They're Skankorage, bro."
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skankbagel 

A derisive term used to denote any kind of promiscuous, licentious, or philandering person. Historically, the word originated in reference to jewish females (hence the bagel stereotype), but the definition eventually expanded to include all people with slutty/skanky characteristics. The term is geographically associated with California's South Bay and is most frequently used among young diplomatic highschoolers participating in Model United Nations, gaining much notoriety as a term of endearment.
"Dude, did you hear about the time that skankbagel made out with another delegate during committee?"
"She was acting totally bagel when she kissed that random street performer."
skankbagel by sec gen April 13, 2008
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skankdragon 

A particularly hideous breed of skank that not only smells like spoiled salsa, but sleeps with people to gain a feeling of validation. Some skankdragons have even been known to screw someone in their (supposed)best friend's bed.
Merissa is a complete skankdragon.
skankdragon by lady_scarab March 28, 2007
"Geez, she's got major skankage."
Skankage by Ardena February 22, 2008
The amount of whore exhibited by an individual or group of females.
Genny whore jeans because Rebecca and Stacy's dresses were exhibiting enough skankage for the group.
Skankage by jalizabeth March 27, 2009

skanktourage 

A group of skanks and their groupies who kiss each others asses for attention
Look at Slim and her Skanktourage parading down the street like trashy fools looking for a car date!
skanktourage by Hateron March 4, 2015
A fantasy football term invented by fantasyguru.com's John Hansen to describe lack of talent on the waiver wire.
There was such skankage on the waiver wire, my only viable option was Anthony Firkser.
Skankage by Sheep Disturber November 19, 2018