skapologist

one who is learned in the ways of skaps. familiar with their migratory patterns, and often speaking fluent skap.

dude #1: man i have no idea what the hell that girl just said
dude #2: That's cause your ass ain't a skapologist. all she said was "can i please have some dick"

skapologist by skap-a-phobic August 24, 2006

sqwankologist 

A person that that does their studies by experience of using methamphetamines and going thru your things excitedly. Or you may have five different projects going at once but none of them get completed. Or you just stop and notice you have a bunch of random stuff in your hands that you have no idea why you need them nut you do.

I'm a sqwankologist i can help you with smoking that.

sqwankologist by Meth user September 18, 2017

Spanktologist 

A person who has mastered the art and has dedicated his life to being a spank and to the practice of spanktology.

My friend Derek is master of the master of the hand and has risen to the level of a full blown spanktologist

Spanktologist by TimmyCee January 7, 2023

Stinkologist

A pun name that might be given to an actual specialist who is educated and a professional or freelance well learned in
the area associated with body odor as well as other areas that are associated with foul smells and things that stink
and are offensive to the sense of smell!

Well it seems as if it's time for another consultation with the stinkologist, you're ripe today and not like an apple or watermelon but more like a corpse!

Stinkologist by anonymous February 20, 2026

Stinkologist

A pun name that might be given to an actual specialist who is educated and a professional or freelance well learned in
the area associated with body odor as well as other areas that are associated with foul smells and things that stink
and are offensive to the sense of smell!

Well it seems as if it's time for another consultation with the stinkologist, you're ripe today and not like an apple or watermelon but more like a corpse!

Stinkologist by anonymous February 20, 2026