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Scatologist 

An individual who studies and examines shit.
Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

Suavologist 

A person that is smoothly agreeable and courteous; Sweet; pleasant; delightful; gracious or agreeable; in manner; attractive and just wants to make people happy.
Man 1: Damn nigga, you got it like dat? You a pimp dawg.

Man 2:"I aint a pimp, I'm a suavologist :-)"
Suavologist by Cindy May 3, 2004

bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/
My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.
bovine scatologist by Bo Welch January 25, 2005

scapologist 

Andrew's such a better and less weird person since switching from $cientologist beliefs to scapologist one's.
scapologist by Ecf1 October 16, 2009

Simpologist 

One who has professionally studied simps and their behavior and also can help overcome simping
Bro we need to take tom to a simpologist.
Simpologist by Joekneeboi June 30, 2020