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skallywank

Using your sister's my little pony to fap
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"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"
a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
skallywank by vogla January 13, 2013

skallywag 

A term used in the old red light districts of Europe, referring to a scoundrel, troublemaker, or outlaw (or a troublemaker even among outlaws).
After his fight with the pirates the week before, Cap'n John had become known as a skallywag; as well as a man who could hold his ale.
skallywag by Fawkes August 21, 2004

scallywag 

1. A person who is known to be a treacherous lying son-of-a-bitch, and usually smells bad.

2. A term of endearment used by pirates.
1. Luke is a scallywag!
2. Yarrr...hoe you be, scallywag?
scallywag by Dr. Poop February 5, 2003

skallywank

fapping to your sister's girly toys
(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"
a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
skallywank by vogla January 13, 2013

bald head scaliwag 

a bitch who does not have any hair and wears wigs to cover it up.
bald head scaliwag, aint got no hair in back. gelled up weaved up, that girl looks fucked up.

Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes 

this is a rude way if calling someone’s name. Many ppl use it but it is often a code word or it could be used just to annoy the person
O look there’s calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

Stop being like a calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag Hughes