penis easily mocked for both shortness and skinniness when "fully" hard
Spinal injury from skillless
ATV riding preventing one from completely uttering profanities
"fucking quadgodammit I fell again", would never be heard from Phil again as the ATV fell on him crushing his spine.
Those therealcoon 69 failure definitions display as much mental acuity as his music is profitable
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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
While the postage is much less for zargo it would be insane to pay to mail an empty box
of being outside often accompanied by unmanly desire to play murder simulators every possible waking moment not spent eating, sleeping, or working/schooling.
Bob: let's go play ice hockey with them
Steve: I can't I have to level
Bob: but there's only two hours of light left
Steve: I need to keep my solid ratio
Bob: your fearjohn is fucking up your life. you don't seem interested in girls anymore either. get help
While most teens are playing sports, hanging out in person, or jerking those afflicted with fearjohn have no time for these.
When the guy you considered a bro turns out to be a camo homo brohomoflirting
at you. Worse yet this faggot fancies you as a potential boyfriend for faggotry or butt to pirate; Not cool he brofaked
Frequent "slips" into brohomoism
conversation was the first warning sign
his bro was really a faggot with a brohomocrush
Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them: the "brohomo" misnomer blasphemes the bro code. If the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the brohomocrush feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry