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Using your sister's my little pony to fap
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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
by vogla January 13, 2013
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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fapping to your sister's girly toys
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"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
by vogla January 12, 2013
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Someone who is grumpy because they haven't jerked off in a while.
Jimmy: "Damn, you're such a skallywank!"
Daniel: "It's because my right hand is broken!"
by hahalol8 January 12, 2013
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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