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Seabreeze High School 

A legendary high school in Daytona Beach, Florida, where a student is measured by his/her ability to skip class and still manage to pass. A place where dreams come true, but only if your dream is to become addicted to sex, drugs, and alchohol before the age of 15. Mostly a place of local legends and urban myths, you do not want your kid to go here. Other local schools call Seabreeze "Sleezebreeze" and say that we have STD's. It's true. Popularity comes in the form of one's abililty to chug natty lights, snort xanax bars, steal whatever pills are in mom's cabinet, get stoned before school AND at lunch, eat magic mushrooms, swallow XTC, drink jaegerbombs, drive fast, and somehow still be good at sports. If you don't go to Seabreeze, you're just not that cool.
person 1: "Yo what are your plans for the future?"
person 2: "Dude I go to Seabreeze High School..."
n: hot sassy bitch who gets her way with a head nod or finger snap. Alter ego of mild-mannered Sabrina, Sabreezy is the sexy girl straight outta the Bronx and runs little white suburbs like she's mothafuckin JLo. Do not make her angry, or she will let you have it, accent included (and trust me, you don't want that). Amazing loyal friend to those worthy of her trust, hot bitch in charge. You want a Sabreezy in your life.
"So Logan over there called me a tank the other day and Sabreezy unleashed the fury on him. I love that bitch."

Sabreezy: Bitch you dunno how rickity yo shit is!
Sabreezy by yoursonskindahot October 12, 2011
Excessively simple or easy.
"I ain't stressin the LSAT, that shit shabeezy"
shabeezy by Horace Mann January 13, 2008
"at starbeezy"
starbeezy by manda October 22, 2003
An exclamatory phrase that is usually uttered when one completes a task that he/she thought was hard.
(Swish) Just did. Shabeezy
Shabeezy by iRuvChinesePeopre November 5, 2010

Mexican Seabreeze 

A sexual act in which one partner requests to have a 1:1 mix of hot sauce and icy hot shoved up their ass, either via a plunger or turkey baster
"When you go to the store can you get more Tabasco, icy hot, and a hemorrhoid pillow? Billy gave me a Mexican seabreeze last night and now I can't sit comfortably."
Mexican Seabreeze by Worshy-c September 2, 2019