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4.
n. The end result of locking one's child in a car on a hot day and forgetting about it. Usually refered to as "little sizzler" or "li'l sizzler."
I just read about some moo and duhd that forgot their sprog in the SUV. Seems like you read about one little sizzler per day during the summer.
by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004
 
1.
a bowel movement dropped on very hot asphalt or concrete usually in the summer.
The dog dropped a sizzler outside by the air conditioner.
by cholo carwash February 04, 2011
 
2.
Also known as a 'Hot Sizzler' or 'Steamy Sizzler', A Sizzler is a extremely hot and spicy cumshot, sometimes to the point of boiling. This form of ejaculation is rare, and dangerous, and can result in burn flesh and painful intercourse. Sizzlers, or 'Hot Sizzlers' happen when a man gets the scoots and becomes too aroused by his partner, his cock and balls go into overdrive and heat up, or boil the semen within. Sizzlers can also shoot up to 12 yards, and have a avg. speed of 45/Mph.
Man, I shot a hot sizzler allover that girl's bossum

Can i get a BigMac with extra Sizzler Sauce please?

Hey, Kyle, Are your moms tits burnt from my sizzler last night?
by Balls McHoolihan November 20, 2013
 
3.
a day during which the weather is excessively hot
It's going to be another 90 degree sizzler today.
by Light Joker May 17, 2007
 
5.
A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.
Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.

Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".

After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.
by Fearman February 22, 2008
 
6.
One who displays incompatence in a professional kitchen setting.
Freddy is a total sizzler
by dudley whitemud July 10, 2007
 
7.
A building that employs people that take andvantage of the system and get paid for movie night in the studio, racing around in the rapist van, playing with nurf guns and remote controled cars, also playing oregon trail
there is nothing to do i feel like having sex while watching a movie and getting paid ...... TO THE SIZZLER
by R and J November 18, 2007