Shitter Net 

Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.

Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?

Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.

Shitter Net by v83image February 14, 2012

Net Setter 

Internet trend setter, someone that redefines culture through internet influence.

That dude St1. Is a real Net Setter, he changed the whole culture of the county. His drip is built different. Next level player fr.

Net Setter by ST1LLWALKING February 19, 2023

shitternet explorer 

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.

Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

shitternet explorer by theguyfromtheinternet December 15, 2013

shitternetting 

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.

You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...

shitternetting by WAMMY! May 23, 2009

shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

shitternet by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

Shitternets 

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.

Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.

Shitternets by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011

Sinternet 

Really bad internet
Sin Internet
Sin-ternet
Geddit?

Man 1: Dude, an I come to your house to play CoD while i get the carpets cleaned?
Man 2: Nah mate, my place has sinternet

Sinternet by w33d lord xD October 4, 2016