Sith are gay. Simple. GAY!! They like it up the arse, mostly from Palpatine the Poofter, and spend most of their time jacking off over the idea that they could go back to being Jedi. Jedi are cool; champions like Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn.
The only cool Sith are Darth Vader and Exar Kun!! These blokes R0CXOR3Z!!
by SITH TAKE IT UP THE ARSE!! DOO DAH!! DOO DAH!! June 22, 2004