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1. horrible miserable person
2. a transsexual male who pretends to be a woman and tries to fool men by getting them drunk and having sex with them in the dark. The men do not realize that they are not having vaginal sex but instead they are having sex with the transexual's ass.
1. My boss is such an ass cunt.
2. Joey got so drunk last week in San Fransisco that a transsexual tricked him into having ass cunt sex.
by toast455 June 22, 2005
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When the vagina and/or asshole are ripped forming one rift.
Damn bitch, I just ripped your vagina and made you an asscunt.
by Heywood Ublomie April 01, 2009
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A term some men give their ass, which they pretend is a vagina.
Stick it in my asscunt.
by xxoo May 14, 2003
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An error placed in typically proprietary software code that should never be seen by the user. Typically whenever a user sees this error, bad things happen.
Greg just got an asscunt from the server.
by Biggs Driut January 28, 2004
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The most despicable person you know...Someone who reminds you of a vagina that looks like an asshole ...
Get fucked you ass cunt
by Jon A November 16, 2004
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when someone is such an asshole...it spreads to other regions.

you are the biggest asscunt I have ever seen.....do you have a sharpie?
by imperviouslyred September 22, 2006
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1. A rather large and portly woman, typically condescending and large of bosom. Her "expertise" is narrow, her girth is not.
2. A homosexual man who is lesbian in nature, often lightheartedly referred to as: light in the loafers. A.K.A. a fairy.
3. One who enjoys the ungodly pleasures of anal stimulation.
Cameron asscunt Mannheim, Boy asscunt George, Clay asscunt Akin, Paris asscunt Hilton
by Andrew B. Banta February 02, 2009
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