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Silverlandia

Silverlandia is the name for all the locations in and around Silverlake, Los Angeles California. Including: Silverlake, Los Feliz, Echo Park and Atwater Village.
"Want to catch a show later?"

"Where at?"

"I heard there are some cool spots around Silverlandia"
Silverlandia by JammyJ32 April 17, 2015

Silverlake Highschool 

perfectly populated with crack whores and prostitutes. Nevermind in Knigston Massachusetts The most ghetto racist ass white fucks with blonde bimbo on every corner. Every girl is flat basic and thinks they're Thiqq The druggies and populars ruler over the sk8r bois and nerds with the bright ass library with some fucktards playing card games in the corner. Not to mention the teachers
Tommy: The shithole Silverlake Highschool

Silverdale 

A pretty sweet town in Kitsap County, Washington. Known for its large high school full of orange, blonde, fake ass bitches. Don't confuse Silverdale with Bremerton, however, the two are very different. Bremerton's biggest store is Walmart. Silverdale has the Kitsap Mall, and Target! The best place to hang out in Silverdale is the Waterfront Park. The biggest thing that happens to Silverdale is Whaling Days, which happens in the end of July. But lets be real, nothing cool ever happens in Silverdale.
Zach: Dude Lets go to Walmart in Bremerton.
Joe: Please... the Target in Silverdale is so much classier.

silverlake 

Home of the hipsters.

If you're is living in LA, into the Indie Music scene, and you're a male with 2% bodyfat plus unwashed hair, or a female with a mullet and bad hygiene - then this is where you aspire to live.

Silverlake is a relatively expensive place to live for those who work in record stores, coffee shops or book stores. Therefore, not all of them can afford to live in the Motherland of retro garage fashion. Instead, many opt to live in the surrounding areas such as Echo Park or Los Feliz.

The restaurants and bars are mediocre at best in Silverlake when compared to the rest of LA, but a Silverlake resident will rarely leave Silverlake for a meal, a show, clothes, groceries etc. Many do not even realize that LA has beachfront cities/a beach.

Its mostly known for it's hipster music venues - Spaceland, The Echo, and Silverlake Lounge. This is where you are most likely to hear the next new thing that the rest of the country has been deemed 'not cool enough' to know about.

If you've ever seen the movie 'Gimme Shelter', then you already know exactly what 90% of the male population in Silverlake dresses like, per their every day Hipster costumes.

If you've ever seen a female street junkie who needs a bath, but keeps her fashion dedicated to her 80's rock roots, then you've seen 90% of the female population in Silverlake.
Guy in Culver City: Jesus, look how skinny that guy is.

Girl in Culver City: Which Guy?

Guy in Culver City: The one in the black jeans, sleeveless shirt, star tattoo and needs a shower.

Girl in Culver City: Ah yeah. The Silverlaker.

Guy in Culver City: I bet you could defeat him in the arena of physical combat.

Girl in Culver City: Yes, but I dont want to smell like 'homeless' for the rest of the night.
silverlake by JimmyGordon September 3, 2006

silverlight 

Silverlight is shit plugin for browsers so that web developers can code in a crap pointless language, worse then the brilliant language currently used, JavaScript. The only reason why anyone would ever use it is to install viruses (just like Microsofts activeX).
Silverlight is a load of shit.
silverlight by Helloooooo7oo October 17, 2008

silverware 

"Silverware" originally meant "eating utensils made from silver." (An "eating utensil" being a fork, spoon or knife). Now, all eating utensils are called "silverware" regardless of what materials they are made of!
REAL silver eating utensils are expensive. Usually you receive a set of real silverware as a wedding gift & you use the set for special occasions.

I still don't get why stainless steel (or worse, plastic) forks, spoons & knives are called "silverware" WHEN THEY ARE NOT MADE OF SILVER!
silverware by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004