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iGarbage 

a term used when referring to Apple computers that don't do what they're supposed to. Macintosh computers aren't compatible with anything.

ie. converting very important SRS documents for cross platform use.
You're iGarbage can't run anything useful.

Put that iGarbage away and buy a real computer.
Related Words

Scarbage 

Roots : Scar + Garbage

Refers to Emotional Garbage or Luggage one carries with them long after the said Emotional Wound is *Supposedly* Healed.
She was covered in scarbage, despite claiming she was alright with me.
Scarbage by Michael Angus August 10, 2017

iGarbage 

1. The big amount of paper and plastic wrapping, useless manuals in all languages and other unnecessary things, that come with your new Apple product and end up in the trash as soon as the warranty ends

2. A pejorative for any Apple product
For example:

1. My new iPad came with quite a lot of iGarbage.

2. He just bought some new iGarbage, so he thinks he is the boss now.
iGarbage by it7895 July 22, 2012
All that shit they sell at Starbucks
"Dude, throw out that starbage, and get a real coffee at Dunkin Donuts."
Starbage by Joehhy December 30, 2009

Slarbage 

Sloppy Garbage. This word came to fruition as a result of friends letting friends get drunk. The word can be used when referring to a noun (person, place or thing). Slarbage can also denote "sloppy piece of garbage".
Calum got shitty drunk last night. He was full on slarbage, just like usual.
Slarbage by gnarcoops February 28, 2009

Sugarbagged 

Sugarbagged :verb, Being swindled by greedy corporations , (or anyone for that matter) on large and small levels especially where diminishing quantity is a factor!

I first noticed the disparity of the sugar bag diminishing from 5 pounds to 4 pounds and still costing the same as the 5 pound bag. I was infuriated that they were so bold! After that I saw this insidious act replicated on many other products, such as cheese , lunch meats,and pretty much everything else. I am sure that you have noticed it too, and it keeps happening. So now I have incorporated this term into my linguistic repertoire to continually remind me how large corporations are sticking it to us all the time . Now they have the ability to buy elections as a "citizen" and are influencing changes that directly benefit them and and inversely affect us. Stop the hate! Come together! Now is the time to unify! Racism keeps us separate and we are easier to control and take advantage of.Look beyond the hype and let's solidify as a force that has the capability to change the status quo and stop a force that only seeks to be our master and we it's slaves. Don't underestimate Corporate Underhandedness. Negate Tyranny ... Peace...
We recently (when the greedy bastards took $2 more in tax on a pack) resorted to rolling loose tobacco cigarettes and now that we do, a pack only holds 18. My bro in law wanted to buy a pack from me and I told him that a pack now consists of 18 and not 20 smokes. I told him " sorry dude , you got sugarbagged."
Sugarbagged by tomswinkle April 16, 2011