Someone who is spontaneous, sporadic, and friendly by nature, the epitome of good vibes. This person is the manifestation of the phrase “there are no mistakes” and someone who is smart yet a child at heart. Shyamalan is a person who you can stay up till 3 am with laughing, and in turn wouldn’t waver in staying awake with you and comforting you through your lowest because they’re so caring and love their friends. This person will lift your mood with their funny and positive nature and you can trust that they’d never let you fall of a swing! Think of any negative adjective to describe a person and Shyamalan would be the opposite of that. Consider yourself lucky if you have a Shyamalan in your life because they’ll bring you joy and be there for you whenever you need them (just like a Pokémon). This amazing human will listen to the shit you have to say every day without any complaint and make you feel way better with their greatly appreciated dirty humour and roasts.

You're never lonely if you have a Shyamalan in your life.

Shyamalan by PurpleHandGang January 12, 2021

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shameless shitter

someone who doesn't give a shit! they will shit LOUDLY in a public restroom, without worrying about who might hear them! the shitting is accompanied by loud farting, grunting and plops.they often don't flush, either,so everyone can enjoy the fruits of their labor.

did you hear that shameless shitter in the restroom? omg! that was NASTY!!!!! i hope they at least flushed!

shameless shitter by da trick biatch March 2, 2006

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shameless grace

Overly friendly and somewhat gross woman that stopped giving a f*ck . She loves good vibes, good music and bad dancing. She prefers Jameson neat and often you will find her wearing something leopard because it's her favorite color.

If you ever find yourself on a date where your man sharts and leaves his underwear in an alley while wearing a maternity belly.... you might be Shameless grace.

shameless grace by ShamelessGrace February 13, 2015

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Shameless Plug

When somebody goes off topic to advance selfishly, such as advertising.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Martha got pregnant?
Person 2: Awh, that's great news, anyways have you heard of my brand of almond milk?
Person 1: sheesh what a shameless plug.

Shameless Plug by The7Guy April 13, 2021

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