shween

slang for penis; see also dong

Used in the new Mad magazine in the mock letter from barbi to ken in which she's breaking up with him.
Barbie: "It's not like you've got a shween or anything."

by ayeleleyee April 20, 2004

Shween

A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty

Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"

by PoonPieHouligan August 28, 2003

Shween

Our almighty leader. Has too much power, could take your life in mere seconds.

Oh fuck, it's Shween! Our lives are in danger!

by GiveMeShweenPlease February 8, 2021

Shween

A strikingly good-looking girl.

"There were so many shweens there last night, it was insane! "

by The Weas January 4, 2022

Shween

Shrimp sized ween

All junior high boys have shweens

by ARDIANNA December 15, 2019