9 definitions by PoonPieHouligan
| 1. | 1337 | ||
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n. 1. Nestled between 1336 and 1338, 1337 is commonly known as a number, or for the more advanced; an "integer"
2. Often misused to satisfy a lamen's ego, the self-proclaimed 1337 will misuse the title, pretending to hold Xtr3m H4x0r capabilties while in fact masturbating to preteen beastiality at 2:00 AM with baggy eyes; anonymously hassling n00b's with better things to do than kill their babies over mindrot such as Everquest and Warcraft. See also "colon debris" and "queefstain" "i t0tally pnwed u. u r so a n00b and i am so 1337"
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Aug 17, 2003
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| 2. | Queefstain | ||
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n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon" 1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.
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Aug 17, 2003
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| 3. | Shween | ||
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A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?" Man: "Jaaah"
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Aug 27, 2003
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| 4. | gunderthump | ||
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v. 1.Fladunking from a high altitude. 2.To strike a person's face, as if fladunking, but with great animosity and vengeance.
n. The harsh thwapping of a male's genitalia against an unsuspecting and/or deserving recipient's supple face. See also: fladunk "Johnny pounced from atop his pine dresser and gunderthumped Mary in the noggin." - Beauty and the Beast
"Reverend James performed a severe gunderthumping to chastise Billy, the sinful choir boy. However Billy bled and later suffered severe and unrecoverable head trauma" - NY Post 7/31/89 "GUNDERTHUMP!" - Voltaire |
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| 5. | shperm | ||
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n. Jism that squirts from a vile, cheese-coated peen. See also "smegma", "sperm", "peen", and "jism". Sally was so drunk she didn't notice the odd taste of Bobby's shperm when she fellated his cock'n'rocks.
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Aug 17, 2003
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| 6. | Shmeeze | ||
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n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock" n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.
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Aug 17, 2003
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| 7. | Spink | ||
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n. a multi-racial combination of two slang insults. Derived from the Latin "Spic" and Eastern "Chink", Spink literally means one who is master of the poon. See also "Ghetto AZN" "Man, did you see that crew of spinks totally fuck up those honkeys?!"
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Aug 17, 2003
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