swazzaled

To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.

swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

shazaamed 

To diss someone or burn them verbally.

Griffin you just SHAZAAMED that guy!!

shazaamed by Shazaamizer June 25, 2006

swizzamed 

when someone drinks too much and becomes drunk.

I was so swizzamed last night i couldn't remeber a thing.

swizzamed by big fellas a hoss December 30, 2008

shazamed 

a term used by amatuer sex magicians when they have made their 'magic wand' disappear into the backdoor of a willing participant

wow look azams 'shazamed' matt again

shazamed by davidlanc April 20, 2007

shwazzied

wher u are supa drunk, having a good time w ur friends, everythings starting to become blurry. If ur shwazzied, you probably wont remember anything the next morning. Similar to being geeked and/or slippery

Yo matthew, I just had a couple shots, I'm ready to get shwazzied tonight!

shwazzied by anonymospseudonym June 17, 2016

Shazzamery 

Applying the word Shazzam to a feeling of having a good time. Associated with the "Rawr Bear Penis" lifestyle movement. The heavy metal band Pre-emptive Strike usually maintians a good bit of shazzamery during there live performances.

Pony: "What are you gonna do tonight?"
Ryander the great: "pry go up to S.U.T.S's bar and get into some shazzamery, wanna come?"
Pony: "hell, yes I love getting loud, drunk, and annoying the living shit out of everyone with stupid humor"
Ryandeer the great: "Shazzam"

Shazzamery by Jean-Pierre Cunnilingus January 15, 2010

shazaamed 

Shazaamed

1)If you shazaamed something it means that you ruined it or fucked/messed/battered it up in a stylish way.

2)If you shazaamed your way out of something it means you got out of the situtation really good. owned =P

1)
Bizzle: Oh fo sho i shazaamed yo mama in bed
Bob:... *pulls out a gat and caps Bizzle 23 times in his head*

2)
Bizzle: Man, i shazaamed myself out of that situation... i woz stuck up your mamas FAT ass!
Bob:... *pulls out a gat and caps Bizzle 23 times in his head*

shazaamed by E! August 8, 2005