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Shwanked 

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.
(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.
Shwanked by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009
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shwanked 

Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind
"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"
shwanked by KyleJT January 2, 2008
A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.
Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!
shwanke by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008

Shwankle 

a device used to enlarge you penis by 85 percent.
dude pass me that shankle.
hey man its my turn with the shwankle.
stop hogging the shwankle!
Shwankle by jebidiah1212 November 4, 2010
A combination of words Shwamy (slimy) and Wanker (one who partakes in vigorous, inappropriate self pleasure)
"That guy is such a Shwanker! He tried to grope me and grope himself at the same time!"
shwanker by shelly says April 16, 2016

Shwankle 

Damn shaniqwah your damn shwankle fat as hell
Shwankle by Marinatina September 28, 2017