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A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.
Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!
by Leeeroy Jenkins July 02, 2008
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