shuwera

Used to define a mythical character who is all knowing in the areas of sports/sports statistics. Those who are in high ranking of sports pools etc. can be defined as a shuwera.

Q. Did you see that shuwera won the hockey pool again this year?
A. I could only dream of being a shuwera someday.

shuwera by Matthew D.B. Smith May 9, 2006

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showerection

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

showerection by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

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showerer

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

showerer by oro uma September 3, 2009

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Showered

To get intoxicated to the point to where you pass out in a shower with no recollection of how or why you are there . Turning on the water while in the shower enhances the experience.

"I'm gonna get showered tonight!"

Showered by Stayin' Classy April 24, 2015