shuffling

to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off

"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"

by boys at school December 20, 2006

Shuffle

An incredibly shit style of dancing that makes you look like a complete twat

Shannon: I've been practising my shuffle
Erin: You're a downie, get a fucking life you stupid cocksmoker

by EJCR January 6, 2009

shuffle

to go on a beer or liquor run

Go on a shuffle for me.

by j April 5, 2004

shuffle

means sex plainly and simply reffering to the art of taking each others clothes off and penetrating it might not sound the best word but you most often find your big strong grimey men asking you for shuffle and in my eyes call it what you want as long as i get it

katie- how long have you been home
andrew- about an hour you look gorgeous
katie- do i seriously
andrew- get that tight little wet cunt over here and gime some shuffle

by rowanda February 10, 2008

Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

by Mrs. Mark Foster September 1, 2012

priest shuffle

When naughty little priests are moved to a different parish due to being overly familiar with the younger members of the community.

The new Father we got in the latest priest shuffle is apparently worse than the last one.

by themilkofothers January 17, 2015

toledo shuffle

To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.

Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.

by Kidtango December 29, 2017