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shrimp cocktail 

The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.
Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail

genius shrimp cocktail 

What geniuses have at their genius parties.
"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"
genius shrimp cocktail by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004

Shrimp cocktail 

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.
My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?
Shrimp cocktail by Racerx504 May 18, 2019

The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail 

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.

Shrimp Cocktail 

When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.
Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.
Shrimp Cocktail by BailingBiggs August 22, 2014

shrimp cocktail 

Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.
Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.
shrimp cocktail by Stoneman January 9, 2009