Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.
I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."
by toilet_bound September 14, 2013
by DMMD May 16, 2008
The extent of his groin injury was apparent from the amount of testicular shrapnel found around the accident.
by J. Power February 8, 2010
The remnants after having explosive diarrhea.
After a long night of drinking, Jeanie couldn't control her bowels and there was butt shrapnel all over the walls the next day!
by Cropdustingtheworld February 27, 2011
The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.
Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! 😍💯😍 Any man would be so luchy to have you👌🔥👏 So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics 💖💖👍💯🔥💯 Thank you for sharing! 👏👏👍😂🤣 Have👏 a 👏great 👏weekend 👌🔥💯💖💖💪💖🙌💖💯🔥🔥😍🔥🙌💯😍💯🙌💖💖💖!!!!!"
Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"
Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"
by birthad November 9, 2018
The scattered remains of an explosive fart or shit most commonly found in a toilet or in ones underwear.
“Brad was so disgusted by the fecal shrapnel in the toilets he appointed himself the Fecal Shrapnel Monitor on the job site”.
by CEMS guy July 10, 2007
When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.
by poopertrooper300 June 9, 2005