shlaploosh

shlaploosh (shlap-loosh) - The sound a kayak makes while shlapping through the water

Last week I was in my kayak and all I heard was the shlaploosh.

My kayak went shlaploosh while I was paddling through the water.

shlaploosh by The Shlaploosher October 26, 2010

Shplart

When you try to fart and end up shitting, farting and splooging all at once.

I tried to silently pass a fart in the supermarket. I coughed and ended up shplarting. Clean up on isle 5.

Shplart by The King Chode Miester October 19, 2013

Shlap 

To die knowing that you dog is still waiting for you on your 10 year old Minecraft world.

You died a very shlap death.

Shlap by Technoblade never dies August 2, 2023

Shelapse 

Getting back together with an ex girlfriend who you know isn't good for you

Chris: Hey Tony did you hear about mike and christina?
Tony: Yeah man he totally shelapsed!

Shelapse by Superduster November 15, 2011

shlap 

slap. but better.

“bro, that sh*t shlapped”
“you gonna get b*tch shlapped”

shlap by wellshoot February 20, 2020

Shaplapo

unknown

Jio is a shaplapo

Shaplapo by Jiovahnie January 26, 2011

Shiplap 

Decorative boards commonly found on walls, as seen in the HGTV show Fixer Upper.

I put shiplap in my new renovation.

Shiplap by xowe March 31, 2019