Showermasturbating

Masturbating in the shower.

April was showermasturbating all last night.

Showermasturbating by lollersk8zz May 11, 2010

Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower

Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore

Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Shower Fart 

Possibly the worst farts one can make, excluding food factors. It is the poisonous mixture of running water and flatulence making rank ass farts. Never do this when your having sex in the shower,the hoe will probably slap you silly.

I had the worst shower fart this morning

Shower Fart by THE_MANMAN April 19, 2010

Showertard 

The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.

"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"

Showertard by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008

showerbation 

The act of masterbation in the shower or bath.

Chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.

showerbation by Shmoblar August 26, 2005

shoefart 

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

shoefart by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008

showerfoot 

An unpleasant condition affecting one's feet after having taken a shower. When one fails to properly dry the bottoms of one's feet and proceeds to walk across a carpeted area, dust, lint, and other tiny miscellaneous scraps will cling to the bottoms. This disgusting phenomenon is common in male dorm rooms, where vacuuming is infrequent at best.

Mike: "Damn dude, I forgot to dry my feet and now there's random crud all over them. I hate showerfoot."

Solomon: "Well, you wouldn't have such a problem with showerfoot if you'd learn to vacuum your floor once in a while. Or you could just dry your feet more thoroughly."

showerfoot by chiggidy chad August 24, 2011