[roast beef shower curtains]

Refers to low hanging pussy lips.

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

[roast beef shower curtains] by stahlout September 15, 2006

Turkey Shower Curtains 

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.

Turkey Shower Curtains by Saluki Sally September 20, 2008

turkey shower curtains 

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara has turkey shower curtains.

turkey shower curtains by Molly Saluki September 22, 2008

Tennessee Shower Curtain 

A floral print or otherwise "shower curtain" looking dress worn by an obese woman.

I was at Wal-mart last night and the selection of Tennessee shower curtains made me sick to my stomach!

Tennessee Shower Curtain by G005E October 11, 2006

The Shower Curtain Swat 

This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.

No matter who's house I'm at, you will always hear me doing the shower curtain swat.

The Shower Curtain Swat by Nadia! December 27, 2017

Shower Curtain 

A curtain for you shower.

“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”

Shower Curtain by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021

shower curtain 

After you take a piss and shake it off, when you zip your pants back up and your tinkle goes down either leg of your pants and and hits the sides. Causing small wet spots.

Bob" Jeeeze, dan take long enough? what you do drop a duece?

Dan: Nah man. I took a piss and didn't shake it well enough and got a shower curtain. So i had to stand under the hand dryer to dy it off.

Bob: OOOOO!! Owned!

shower curtain by Bob Garabaldie November 3, 2007