8 definitions by GrassiestOfTheGrassy
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 7, 2021
1 “Hello, what can I get ya’!”
2 “Hello, can I get the usual?”
1 “Will do, Grace!”
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on what’s climbing*
1 “Here you, Grace. A cawfee!”
2 “Thank you! I won’t get cawfee from anyone else!”
2 “Hello, can I get the usual?”
1 “Will do, Grace!”
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on what’s climbing*
1 “Here you, Grace. A cawfee!”
2 “Thank you! I won’t get cawfee from anyone else!”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 5, 2021
The one responsible for April 20th; the night he flies over everyone’s houses to squeeze and twist the nipples of everyone within 6 hours. I mean EVERYONE, Pete doesn’t discriminate.
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 25, 2021
When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 27, 2021
The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 25, 2021
The one religious figure that will squeeze and twist everyone’s nipple’s on the night of April 20th.
“Look in the sky!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 26, 2021