shot the shit 

When speaking of what you did earlier in the day in the past tense. Shooting the shit is present and shot the shit is past tense.

What you do today?

~Eh I was at my friends house and we drank beer and shot the shit.

shot the shit by Mudge May 22, 2007

The Shit Shot 

1. an extreme like or approval of past event or item at hand.
2. used when something or someone was so epic that no words can describe it.

1. You saved a lot of money = the shit shot
2. You got something for free = the shit shot
3. John lands a 360 double heel first attempt. Tom would say to John and his friends "the shit shot"
4. any time the words "that was awesome" are to be used should now be replaced with The shit shot

The Shit Shot by Shank90 September 15, 2009

shot in the face with a shit-pistol 

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

shot in the face with a shit-pistol by AMARZ November 8, 2006

shot the shitter 

Literally to shoot a toilet full of shit with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall

Figuratively, to fuck up

*Fails Test*

"I really shot the shitter on that one"

shot the shitter by AnyaSpice123456 December 4, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008