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shotgun not 

Used to "shotgun" not doing something. Said shortly, and usually quickly, after someone asks for a task to be completed. The last person to say "Shotgun not" must then complete the task.
fathead: I got just got an oz, lets go for a session!
azz: Fuck yeah!
pedro: Got a billy?
fathead: Nah, we need to get one aye,
pedro: shotgun not
fathead: shotgun not
azz: shotgun not
spook: shotgun not...fuck it
fathead: hehe get goin spook, don't come back till you've got one
shotgun not by fatheadfm January 1, 2008

Shotgun not 

Claiming the right not to do something over the group; shotgunning

Overpowers 'Bags Not' and Dibs Not'
(some has to slap harry in the face)

"shotgun not"
Shotgun not by realcaseycoleman August 7, 2019

Shotgunnot 

Aka "shotgun not"A phrase uttered by someone who is not wanting to perform a duty in a group situation, and the person who last utters this phrase is instantaneously nominated to perform that duty, regardless of personal involvement. Is often regarded as the first step to a democracy
"Shotgunnot calling the hospital," "shotgunn- dammit!"
Shotgunnot by pat77235 August 24, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026