Short-Sleeved Genius 

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.

I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!

Short-Sleeved Genius by briantroy December 2, 2009

Short-sleeved magician 

a person who does something that you see coming.

Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."

Short-sleeved magician by Lopez, Brook July 7, 2010

The Short Sleeve Hustle 

Someone who runs from indoor location to indoor location due to the fact they're wearing a t-shirt in sub-zero weather.

This is a Canadian phenomenon that tends to occur in spring and fall. Due to uncertainty of the weather and the fact most Canadians like to act immune to cold, The Short Sleeve Hustle is often witnessed.

"Tom is such a dumbass. He didn't even bring a coat."

"Yeah, looks like he'll be doing the short sleeve hustle."

The Short Sleeve Hustle by Mr.Dustin November 3, 2009

Short Sleeved Magician 

From the TV Show "Important Things with Demitri Martin" and the term is of course by Demitri Martin

When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.

Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.

Person 1: Dude, yesterday Dan fell on his face when trying to do an ollie, so he stormed off and blamed his new Nike Airs.

Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.

Short Sleeved Magician by gone laggs February 26, 2010

short sleeved magician 

When you can see what's coming.

"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician

short sleeved magician by abyssion8 February 25, 2010

Short Sleeved Magician 

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.

Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"

Short Sleeved Magician by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010

Short Sleeve Shorts 

Very short Shorts......
Usually worn by girls who want to show off their assests...
AKA Daisy Dukes...

Damn Sue, I love the way your ass hangs out of your Short Sleeve Shorts!

Short Sleeve Shorts by RaptorWyatt February 18, 2010