shoprection 

A time when you get extreamly excited by shopping. (shopping hard on)
note: not an actual erection!
Usually for girls

My shoprection was gone when we walked into that furniture store!

shoprection by Myusikk April 1, 2009

sherection

When a woman is sexually aroused.

"Wentworth Miller is so hot! His chiseled features are giving me a sherection!"

sherection by chastraps October 29, 2007

showerection 

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

showerection by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

snowrection 

noun: the figurative "rise" that is stimulated by news, rumor, or direct experience of a large accumulation of snow. Often experienced by those who pursue snow sports, e.g. skiing and/or snowboarding.

Skier: Hey did you see the story in the paper? Mount Furry Elephant got three and a half feet last night."

Boarder: Dude, I get a snowrection just thinking about it."

snowrection by playa_foot April 13, 2011

Snowrection 

A form of erection achieved after emerging from hibernation or a long period of being indoors due to inclement weather.

"Andrew is hitting up every girl at work after the blizzard, he must have a snowrection!"

Snowrection by CaptainSandwiches February 27, 2015

shopression 

feeling the need to shop or feeling depressed due to the fact that one has not shopped in a long time

Person 1: I feel so sad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I think I have shopression

shopression by not.ava September 23, 2017

Sherection

When you get a mighty raging veiny boner over the one and only ogre Lord shrek.

Timothy sat quietly watching Shrek when he all of a sudden felt his mighty Sherection rise at the sight of the wonderful ogre Lord Shrek.

Sherection by Shrek the ogre Lord May 27, 2015