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Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

School shootings 

The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
School shootings by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

School shooting 

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING
School shooting by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. 

Squirting cum after male masturbation.
As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

School Shooting 

American Culture.
Sorry to say but school shooting is so american now. Its non stop. And no i am not racist.
Eric: Hey dylan, wanna go on a school shooting?
Dylan: Nigga im dead.
Eric: Ok
School Shooting by Alien Weed April 27, 2019

Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.
Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.