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David Shomen 

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!
One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
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Shoayb Khan 

Shoaib Ahmed Khan (born May 12, 1991), better known by his stage name “Shoayb Khan”, is an Unsigned Pakistani rapper, Lyricist and Music Producer from Hyderabad, Pakistan.He’s One of the well known Hip Hop Artists from Pakistan.By the time he was 13 years old,he was strongly influenced by American Rap Artist Eminem. His Rapping Techniques based up on catchy flows and a creativity to bend words into Rhymes.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that Pakistani rapper?

Guy 2: who??

Guy 1: Shoayb khan! who literally slaughtered all the emcees there ^.^

Guy 2: -.-
Shoayb Khan by slotanova August 12, 2011
Shamyra is a sexy girl. She is very nice & extremely positive as well as beautiful. She gets all the boys and has a lot of haters. Life of any party even if it's a party for 1. She inspires many & most likely loves animals.
Shamyra is one of a kind.
Shamyra by LadyGo December 21, 2016

shomer shabbos 

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
shomer shabbos by trarei August 6, 2011
When a guy orgasms while still wearing underwear and pants, almost always at inappropriate times. It is the maximum way to show your happiness.
Mark became very embarrassed when he shomaxed while just making out with Sarah
Shomax by pimpmaster6969 January 6, 2011
She is cute body pritty brown skin girl can pull any boy that she wants
Shamya by Shamya jones December 13, 2019