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Dublin slang for 'shit', uttered in south side (of Dublin) middle-class college kid accent.
1. Lorcan can't hold his drink for shoite. He made shoite out of his old mon's cor after two points of Heineken.

2. Shoite! I forgot that Martin is from Castlebar. He probably plays, loike, hurling or something those boggers do.
Shoite by Princess_of_Doom August 29, 2009
An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.
Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.
Shoeteria by kvnbrch September 14, 2010

Shoeiler 

A weirdo with bad music taste who bleeds from his butt
"this guy is in shoeiler gang" -Conner Prosser (nft specialist)
Shoeiler by ConnerProsser March 19, 2022
A more British, more countryside, better version of the word shite and feels great saying it.
That new movie Boss Baby was a real piece of shoite
Shoite by VidPig March 12, 2018
a shoeie is an individual that loves popular shoe brands like nike and jordans that thinks they are better than everyone because they keep up with sports and love wasting their money on retarded expensive shoes that look like they were designed by a 5 year old with down syndrome. They threaten mlg quickscopers but never actually do anything because deep inside they are pussies.
Isaac Palmer is a shoeie
shoeie by negative jesus July 13, 2016
A less intense way of saying SHIT to somebody. Goes unnoticed for a while, but soon they'll realize what it means.
Gril 1: Hey, that nard is such a SHOITE!
Gril 6: No, you're a SHOITE!
SHOITE by an0nym0us3 December 4, 2017