Top definition
hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane
She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.
by Reknown February 11, 2014
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
2
When a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head in the woods.
Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."
by Ridindirty1026 October 26, 2008
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
3
The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.
Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!
by shock G August 07, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
4
An intelligent, good-looking guy.
"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"
by Fella March 22, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
5
the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice
That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.
by CN And1 December 16, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt