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4.
Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.
The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.
by The REAL Devil November 11, 2005
 
36.
two in the tuna, one in the can.
two in the pass, one in the ass.
two in the bank, one in the rank.
two in the v, one in the b.

"So I'm fingering this chick and she says to suprise her, so I pulled out an gave her a shocker!"
by WDIV April 12, 2007
 
37.
Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.
The shocker made my little finger smell like poop because it was in her ass.
by Swar November 17, 2005
 
38.
two do the shovin' with one in the oven
I'm kind of tired after the 4th round. Can we just use the shocker?
by Johnny Drama August 03, 2005
 
39.
two in the goo, one in the poo
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the crack, one in the back
two in the pink, one in the stick
two in the lap, one in the crap
two in the stubble, one in the bubble
two in the grass, one in the ass
two in the bird hole, one in the turd hole
two in the cut, one in the butt
two in the twat, one in the fot
two in the cat, one in the fat
she just got the shocker
by BWC December 06, 2005
 
40.
a type of fingering a chick where u stick pointer and middle finger in her pussy, rub with ur thumb and put ut pinky up her ass
justins lover: "wutd u and ur girlfriend do last night?"
justin: "i gave her the shocker"
justins lover: " im so jelous...."
by uhhhMARISSA September 21, 2005
 
41.
what i gave your mom last night
oh shit the shocker! (moaning)
by the_shock_meister November 02, 2005
 
42.
Umm, unless you turn you hand upside down, then it should be two in the poo and one in the goo.
why is your girl limping?

she caught that shocker

ohh... I bet she's got the screamin shits too
by Jason V. October 26, 2005