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You have to wait until your laying in bed with someone and they are sleeping. First rub your feet together under the covers to create more heat. When done bare ass blast a monstrous fart on their back(the shock)and then finish them off with the awe of the smell by pulling the covers over their head and trapping them under while probably laughing your ass off. Its best done when you know that your dropping some nasty ones
I gave my girl a Shock and Awe last night when she was sleeping. That will teach her for annoying me when im watching football.
by Novvakane February 02, 2008
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A modified version of "The Shocker". This is when you insert four fingers in the "Quivering Whisker Biscuit" and penetrate the "Brown Eye" with your gyrating thumb.
I Shock and Awed the hell outa Frankie's slutty ass mom last night.
by Matayo and Dae Dae May 13, 2003
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1) Among the most versatile of multi-purpose expressions, “shock and awe” can be used to portray any response desired; 2) A general response whose tone determines the manner of which it is used; 3) An expression used to convey your reaction or attitude towards or for a statement.
"George...did you know that Talisa bought a new car?"
"She did?"
"Shock and awe!"

"Oh my God...did you see that?!?"
by Avenger.In.Pink November 09, 2005
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Performing a malicious and repeated fecal attack on your toilet from your anus above... Usually followed by a foul stench of death and putrid filth.
"hang on man.. let me shit now before we go to the movies... I dont think their toilets can handle my shock and awe."
by JadeHawk June 08, 2004
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This describes the feeling you get when you get mad at something, then later have no harsh feelings towards it, such as a video game.
"Dude, i was playing Halo 2's single player campaign, i was about to beat the level, when an elite came from behind me and killed me. I was so mad i through my controller out the window. A few hours later, i played the game as though this event never happened, and i was happy. It was like some form of shock and awe.
by Jack Hoff stole my name July 28, 2006
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Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Shock: One in the stink
Awe: Two in the pink
by MoonKnight March 23, 2003
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