You have to wait until your laying in bed with someone and they are sleeping. First rub your feet together under the covers to create more heat. When done bare ass blast a monstrous fart on their back(the shock)and then finish them off with the awe of the smell by pulling the covers over their head and trapping them under while probably laughing your ass off. Its best done when you know that your dropping some nasty ones
I gave my girl a Shock and Awe last night when she was sleeping. That will teach her for annoying me when im watching football.
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