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A girl that is very good looking
yelling out "shlinky!" mates look around to find the goods.
look! over there... Shlinky!
shlinky by Balltearer June 23, 2011
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Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"

A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.
A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.

I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!

One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.

Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!

That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.

"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"

You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.

Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.
Shrinky by DMonkage June 2, 2014

Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.
I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.
Shrinky dick by Jake1210 November 10, 2007

Shrinky Dink 

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller
Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!
Shrinky Dink by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009
interj. An exclamation that can be used to express affirmation. Much like "cool!" or "neat!" but with a sexier twist to it.

Note: derives from the conjunction (shibby + kinky)

Person A: "My boner is ten inches long."
Person B: "Shinky!"
shinky by whorebasket69 March 25, 2008
A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic
"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "
Shminky by Fading Boner July 11, 2019