9 definitions by jiujitsujack

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Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.
Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro
by jiujitsujack August 08, 2009

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The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller
Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!
by jiujitsujack August 07, 2009

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bro + bashing

-The act of randomly teasing your friends about every single thing you can think of, no matter how insignificant it is.

-No matter if it's good or bad. If it's good you find a way to make it bad

-You may often find one particular thing to hate on them for and then make everything they do somehow related to that thing, so then you can tease them

-After all the teasing is done, you're always still cool with each other. Cause thats how broshing works!
"Dude you got a new hat!"

"I bet he got it from his gay lover!"

"Yeah, he sucks penis!!"

"Dude we are so broshing him!!!!"
by jiujitsujack September 05, 2009

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Any gross, possibly infectious disease someone may have that i don't wanna get
I was about to nail this girl last night but when i pulled her panties off i could see that she had the heebe jeebes
by jiujitsujack August 07, 2009

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To fuck a girl, quickly leave, and never talk to that dumb broad again
Guy # 1: You still talking to sally?

Guy # 2: HELL NO! It was just a wham bam thank you mam
by jiujitsujack August 08, 2009

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-What complete douche bags refer to walmart as

-The destination of the griswald family in in a classic movie that everyone should see
-Oh, i need to go to wally world. . . *gun fires*

"We're going to wally world kids"!!!
by jiujitsujack August 26, 2009

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When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning
Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?

Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!

Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump

Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*

Guy # 1: . . . . damn
by jiujitsujack August 22, 2009

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

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