shmakes

You call it someone when they are stupid/does not know something.

Wow what a shmakes.

by Shmakeladeti June 12, 2019

Shmake

Shmuck and snake mixed together, dickhead snitch

P1: You Know that guy will
P2: He is such a shmake

by weed nose 123 November 5, 2019

Shmake

Shmake: to smack or slap hard but not to hard.

Watch your mouth i will shmake you.

by THE GUY WITH ANSWERS February 17, 2010

shmaked

when your full or tired

that plate of food had me shmaked.

by abdulrahman1234 March 22, 2023

shmaked

in the fucking sky

bro u hit the bowl? Aha haaaaaa you shmaked!

by shane_perhaps July 18, 2019

shmaked

High ass hell

"Dis nigga smoked two hole blunts and got shmaked last night."

by yvngbandz23 April 21, 2017

Genius shmake

The ultimate shmake (idiot, halfwit) who has surpassed all other shmakes. This person borders on clinically disabled but sometimes says things that are extraordinarily clever. Befitting of the title "genius shmake".

P1: Raj is a shmake! He forgot to renew his passport for the trip!
P2: Didn't he come up with the theory of relativity? How could he make a mistake like that?
P1: I see... So he's a genius shmake.

by KizzyClaaaartter April 23, 2022