mad shlurps
mad shlurps by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008
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shurps
Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.
Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.
shurps by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
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Shlurpie
1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob
2. Blowjob
"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."
Shlurpie by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012
The Sharma Shlurp
When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.
White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"
The Sharma Shlurp by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022
Shlurparf
-“My dad died”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”
Shlurparf by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021
Shlurp my own Shmeat
Shlurp my own Shmeat by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017