Shlurpie

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

by Sperman Herman January 17, 2012

shlurpy

When someone's words begin to slur because they've been drinking.

Someone's getting shlurpy!

by MrDanger83 October 27, 2010

Shlurpy Durpy

The act of giving intense oral copulation that the receiver feels as if their brain has been sucked out of their male genitalia.

Hey Fin, I heard your girlfriend gave you that Shlurpy Durpy last night.

by Korrin Seejehk March 12, 2022