When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.
White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"
by Blooodles69 May 10, 2022
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What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus
"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"
by tekritin February 7, 2018
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When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself
Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.
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Like duck butter, except a more discreet way of saying it.
Man my quack shlurp was dripping all the way down my leg after that Chloe Ting workout.
by Hisoka chan August 16, 2020
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Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!
by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008
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when you suck on your homie's butthole to get the poo out. This is done in exchange for something. No homo is always implied.
Yeah, ill give you that ye ole downtown Louisiana shlurp if you buy me a new PC.
by MayoCoveredShoe June 3, 2021
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