shlong bot 

A shlong bot is a super sexy fuck machine with abs.

"Wow that guy is an ultra mega shlong bot.'

shlong bot by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Shlongboard 

A short longboard

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short

Shlongboard by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

shlongboarder 

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.

Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

shlongboarder by fiestainabox300 April 14, 2014

schlongbottom 

1. something you call a person, when you can't think of an insult to call them

1. Stop being such a...a...schlongbottom.

schlongbottom by sharelydumbdumb April 1, 2011

shlongbomb 

When a man does not pull out in time of ejaculation

"Dude I was so drunk I let Pablo shlongbomb"

"Jesus does not believe in shlongbombing"

"Shlongbomb me daddy"

shlongbomb by CayBri February 7, 2017

shlongbat

some one who likes the same sex.

your such a shlongbat, you take it up the bum

shlongbat by rude boii03984875 May 19, 2009

shlongbong

a large po

Did u see that shlongbong

shlongbong by ur mom ate my pp August 29, 2021